Adam, We hold the patent on that product and only manufacture a limited amount. We must disclose that one possible side effect is nipples that are so ultra-sensitive that they can detect minor earthquakes in Indonesia. This may not be desirable for running...assuming this person is a runner.
I'm always a little speachless after watching Gil. There is one thing that has always perplexed me though.... Colin, can you ask Gil what is the difference between Matinizing and dry cleaning?
Chris, Gil's expertise in these endeavors is so far beyond ours that the explanation would be over our heads. And yet, Gil somehow avoids a superiority complex.
Gil-
ReplyDeleteWhere do I get some of that breast enhancement bleach? You know, for someone else...who is not me.
Love,
The Boring Runner
Adam,
ReplyDeleteWe hold the patent on that product and only manufacture a limited amount. We must disclose that one possible side effect is nipples that are so ultra-sensitive that they can detect minor earthquakes in Indonesia. This may not be desirable for running...assuming this person is a runner.
I'm always a little speachless after watching Gil. There is one thing that has always perplexed me though.... Colin, can you ask Gil what is the difference between Matinizing and dry cleaning?
ReplyDeleteChris, Gil's expertise in these endeavors is so far beyond ours that the explanation would be over our heads. And yet, Gil somehow avoids a superiority complex.
ReplyDelete