The Battle of Little Rightfoot has gotten out of...well...hand (I slay me).
Enemy troops have repositioned and reinforced and, as recently as 17:00 yesterday, they advanced to a new front and have launched a heavy assault on allied forces.
A full explanation in diagram form follows (click for larger view):
I am most certainly not going to click on the picture for a larger view. I guess the good news is that it's a long way from your heart. Man oh Man Colin, this is not good news. You may lose the battle, but you'll win the war and be running this Fall.
ReplyDeleteI clicked and concentrated on the text. It didn't help but I now know the battle that is happening. Hang in there Colin, you will win.
ReplyDeleteUkraine is weak!
ReplyDeleteTrue, Andrew, but the leader of Anklestan has said "we will bury you".
ReplyDeleteDid he also say (of Hellovia, his arch enemy) that they "will sell us the rope that we bury them with" ?
ReplyDelete(I crack myself up!)
Oh, darn it anyway! You better take care of yourself! If you behave yourself you might just win this battle:)
ReplyDeleteI like your new picture...shorter hair but same Colin facial expression:)
What time is 17:00? Is that like Tuesday or something? July?
ReplyDelete17:00 is 5pm Civilian Time, soldier!
ReplyDeleteAnd I have a new tactic - gassing the enemy. If I don't wash that foot for at least a month, they'll surely retreat in horror.
Or maybe my wife will...
This is very informative the picture helps a lot to inform us well. Thanks for the good post.
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