You Know There's Nothing Interesting To Report When...

You know there's nothing interesting to report when you post about your new beard on your running blog:

How to tie this in...

Okay, how about this. If/when I start running again, I'll be channeling an older, slower, grayer Anton Krupicka through my beard.

My plan is to let it grow all winter, assuming I can remain married that long.

I think I've said enough for now.